Katie Holmes Titty Shake of the Day

2020

Dec

I was going to post this last week when all the Tom Cruise hype was circulating because he fake freaked out on crew for COVID related things as a publicity stunt because Scientologists don’t believe in COVID…and either do I….so it was for show..

I guess like Katie Holmes, I figured I’d mooch off a trending story….only unlike Katie Holmes, I would do it by posting her clickbait in a slutty top doing some stupid dance….almost looking hot, even though I was never a Katie Holmes fan, I didn’t watch Dawson’s Creek because I have a penis and I am not a loser who needs to listen to overwritten trash that looked like 40 year olds playing teenagers talking way too fucking much…life is boring enough as it is, I don’t need to hop onto boring ass storylines..

That said, this is probably the hottest I’ve seen Katie Holmes, I mean besides the Tom Cruise years when she was replaced with a robot, you scientology space aged shit….that I’ll assume she’s had a firmware update to, since she’s looking better than she did basically the last decade, but it could be the tits.

My only Katie Holmes story is that she was filming locally and I walked right by her, not knowing she was Katie Holmes, since she’s not that hot…and she didn’t even acknowledge my handsome pug, which is a litmus test to prove if a motherfucker has a soul…but I guess Hollywood people don’t have souls by default…so there’s that…