I also say that haggard Katie Holmes is a robot who was built in creepy Tom Cruise’s basement…and she’s aging terribly…so she was designed for his Scientology needs…and now no one with upgrade her firmware…and she’s melting…fast…

I used to think I was joking, but then one day I saw her in the park in Montreal filming, and she actually looked better than you see in these pictures, tall, almost good looking, classy, but still old…

I was walking my dog…and she looked at him…the cutest pug ever…and she didn’t even crack a smile..

Maybe the BOTOX, maybe other issues…but ultimately…if you can’t smile at pugs…you are the DEVIL…

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Katie Holmes is a robot created by Tom Cruise in the Scientology basement and every time I write about it, I notice a van parked outside my house, but that could just be my paranoia, you know sitting in the house all day thinking the world is out to get me, while drinking, does that to a person…plus all the psycho fans of the most obscure celebrities who think I’m some terrible person, and the social justice feminists who used to death threat me – but instead just ignored me….because ignoring makes the cyber bully disappear and fade into irrelevance…LIKE ME! Yes…I crave the death threats I used to get, the running to hide every time the doorbell rings, etc….LIFE…

Well he didn’t create perky tits….because if my eyes aren’t playing tricks on me, that nipple is looking to the ground….looking for spies..

Now she’s at an AIDS event, because she dates a Black man and Black men are 30% more likely to have AIDS than a white man, I mean, really the math is more than 30% more likely, because the there are 30% more cases of AIDS in Black men than white men, but there are way more WHite Men than Black men in America… which is totally why she’s there…you know for Jamie Fox…that Ray Charles singing motherfucker…who is literally a mother fucker, since Katie Holmes is a mother and he fucks her…assume SURI was from womb and not meteor….

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Katie Holmes is making Town & Country a little fucking racy…

She’s looking older, haggard, like she has seen some shit…but those of you who liked her back on Dawson’s creek, before she was abducted, can probably still find joy in this….what once had potential to be gold, but who is now made of gold, becuase the conductivity is best for high end components…and/or beause she had Tom Cruise’s baby and that dude will Charlie Sheen a bitch to keep her mouth shut…about the Gay HIV he may or may not have and or just the Gay that he definitely has…and tries to repress thanks to his cult..

But she still looks pretty good…ROBOTS rot differently than humans…and maybe getting that Jamie Fox dick keeps her glowing…like giving reverse birth daily…

Fascinating…but I like that back shot…no face on a little monster is HOT…

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I don’t watch Jimmy Fallon because I hate that guy…and his Comedy.

It just makes me angry.

I think that America as a people are better than low hanging fruit cutesy bullshit designed as viral videos – that get passed around aggressively and make the whole machine continue to find other viral stunts to make noise and thus make money….

I like to think that America as a people are smarter than the things 6 years olds find hilarious, even if it brings them back to a simpler time when they were 6 years old and found this shit funny.

I like to think that compelling interviews, rather than pin the tail on the Donkey, is where we need to be.

I like to think controversy, conversation, honesty and some self deprecation would be good for the people.

So my silent protest that involves being blocked by fallon continues…until Katie Holmes Robot from Tom Cruise’s lap does a dance..because I remember her before she was a robot…and here she is showing personality…it is so creepy…

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Katie Holmes is sniffing her vagina for Ocean Drive magazine, assuming that this model of Katie Holmes that Tom Cruise an his Scientology team created even gave her a vagina, maybe she’s looking for her vagina, because that as we all know Tom Cruise fucking hates vaginas…

She’s looking older, haggard, like she has seen some shit…but those of you who liked her back on Dawson’s creek, before she was abducted, can probably still find joy in this….what once had potential to be gold, but who is now made of gold, becuase the conductivity is best for high end components…and/or beause she had Tom Cruise’s baby and that dude will Charlie Sheen a bitch to keep her mouth shut…about the Gay HIV he may or may not have and or just the Gay that he definitely has…and tries to repress thanks to his cult..

Fascinating…

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Katie Holmes is Super Mario brothers, which is a natural progression or evolution from being a fucking robot for Tom Cruise..It’s always the robots that turn into video game characters….becuse they speak the same binary code…and when trying to get dressed this android’s files get all mixed up…because Cruise stopped funding her development and since the divorce she’s had no software upgrades….leading to her bugging the fuck out…

Or maybe she’s just wearing some fucking overalls, and didn’t plan it out, because she’s lived in a fucking cave for all these years before being released…

Either way, where is the real Katie Holmes?

I love the way these overalls pull her pants up into her ass accentuating her middle aged mom body…so fucking hot…

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I think white trash trailer park mom in a denim tube dress you’d expect to find on a 90s stipper, and/or hooker, while looking rugged, drugged up and battered…is a pretty amazing look for Katie Holmes, even if it’s just for a movie role, and the reality is that Tom Cruise has her on payroll so that she never really lets the truth out there…assuming that she’s not a robot version of Katie Holmes, or some look-alike they found in eastern Europe and conditioned to be Katie Holmes…

I mean maybe I just like this because it reminds me of every sad, lonely, affordable woman at the grocery store I’ve paid for blowjobs….each holding a special place in my heart…

Or maybe I just wish Katie Holmes….really lived the life this looks like she lives..

And the Ultimate Pic – the Ass Flash..

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