Katie Holmes is a robot created by Tom Cruise in the Scientology basement and every time I write about it, I notice a van parked outside my house, but that could just be my paranoia, you know sitting in the house all day thinking the world is out to get me, while drinking, does that to a person…plus all the psycho fans of the most obscure celebrities who think I’m some terrible person, and the social justice feminists who used to death threat me – but instead just ignored me….because ignoring makes the cyber bully disappear and fade into irrelevance…LIKE ME! Yes…I crave the death threats I used to get, the running to hide every time the doorbell rings, etc….LIFE…

Well he didn’t create perky tits….because if my eyes aren’t playing tricks on me, that nipple is looking to the ground….looking for spies..

Now she’s at an AIDS event, because she dates a Black man and Black men are 30% more likely to have AIDS than a white man, I mean, really the math is more than 30% more likely, because the there are 30% more cases of AIDS in Black men than white men, but there are way more WHite Men than Black men in America… which is totally why she’s there…you know for Jamie Fox…that Ray Charles singing motherfucker…who is literally a mother fucker, since Katie Holmes is a mother and he fucks her…assume SURI was from womb and not meteor….

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