Here’s a philosophical question for you:

What is a thong without an asshole peaking out of it?

The answer is not a thong I’d want to ever know…

Because the whole point of a thong, even when pretending it is to fight the pantyline that I never saw as an enemy…but that the underwear industry saw as the enemy and made all women change their approach to panties, throwing out the old and in with the thonged new….that’s how moneys make billions…tricking you fucks…

I mean, I never understood why the thong was even considered underwear because the most important thing about underwear is capturing all the discharge from the ass….it’s grosser that the pussy discharge…which can be gross but is still from the pussy and I like pussy cuz the government and Big Pharma and the media hasn’t turned me gay yet!

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