Canada is planning. Travel Ban, so I won’t be hopping on the private jet to tropical places with models pulling their fake tits out of bikini tops to try to even out that tanline…you know like I do every other year…the internet’s been good to me friends…

THen there’s the whole ban on stripclubs….and me being banned from being a Spray Tan Operator, or do they call them Artists, because they apparently don’t like dudes jacking off while applying the spray tans they are paying for, that jacking off is for their sugar daddies and clients paying them…plus the whole spray tan business is also shut down…meaning they’d have to do it illegally, secretly, the underground RAILROAD to get a fucking Spray Tan….

So I guess the only tanlines I get to see are TAN LINE THURSDAY, where girls share their tanlins, since not everyone is in winter, no spray tans allowed, life…

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