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2021

04

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

I was just reading 13 times you should never wear a thong, they include:

1 – In Tight clothing like spandex leggings can interfere with air circulation. But damp, tight clothing is an even worse offense: It can foster bacterial growth that disrupts your vagina’s healthy balance. Bring a fresh pair of underwear (and pants if you’re prone to swamp ass) to keep things fresh after exercise.

2- You’re wearing a short skirt. If your skirt hikes up when you sit down on, say, a subway seat, you’re better off in a bikini brief. Go bare-assed in a public place, and you could sweep up bacteria and viruses that rival those in a porta-potty.

3- You’re skipping your daily shower. Daily washing with gentle soap can help reduce skin and vaginal infections. If you don’t hose down at least once a day, you’ll raise your infection risks.

4- You’re changing your tampons next to never. While it’s unlikely that your thong could make your tampon string rub up against your rectum, then drag it forward to infect your vagina, it’s not an impossible scenario.

5- You’re not using condoms (and you have multiple partners). This risky move sets you up for infection on its own. Thong underwear could cause additional irritation, increasing your susceptibility to contracting an STI.

Good to fucking know….you sick fucks.

Apparently, you should ALWAYS wear a thong when trying to lowkey show the internet your asshole…while not being a straight up whore…but rather a subtle whore who keeps her panties on when showing asshole..in what is the gateway to full asshole pics…but more comfortable and easy to accept because a thong is there to make it wholesome…

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