Jamie Lynn Spears Bikini of the Day

2021

Feb

I heard that Jamie Lynn Spears has put herself on the chopping block to be the diversion from all the insanity that is Britney Spears, her handlers, her own parents, all exploiting her, enslaving her, imprisoning her, in what we can be certain will end in killing her off….

So while Britney’s out there putting weird terrorist camp beheading video energy out on her IG feed from her mansion that doubles as her prison cell….they’ve got Jamie Lynn in the mix either speaking out, not about her being molested and impregnated by that Nickelodeon exec they say knocked her up when she was underage…but by taking weirdo bikini pics with her tits exploding out…because everyone knows tits are a great diversion…and her bikini pics also have that terrorist beheading video energy…you know to keep it all in the family’s aesthetic….like how the Scotts have their Tartans or some shit…

I guess it is possible that Jamie Lynn is doing this for attention to herself, you know she’s allowed to have a life of her own, assuming her dad doesn’t have her in the same Spears’ cage that we don’t know about because who cares about Jamie Lynn…plus they all live off Britney so anything they do is to offset the fact they re exploiting her..

But now that the world knows she has tits, maybe it is Jamie Lynn’s time to fucking shine….it’s a win to me…except that the family are billionaires, yet their pics are all shot on a Sega Master System….