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2021

05

Feb

Jamie Lynn Spears Bikini of the Day

I heard that Jamie Lynn Spears has put herself on the chopping block to be the diversion from all the insanity that is Britney Spears, her handlers, her own parents, all exploiting her, enslaving her, imprisoning her, in what we can be certain will end in killing her off….

So while Britney’s out there putting weird terrorist camp beheading video energy out on her IG feed from her mansion that doubles as her prison cell….they’ve got Jamie Lynn in the mix either speaking out, not about her being molested and impregnated by that Nickelodeon exec they say knocked her up when she was underage…but by taking weirdo bikini pics with her tits exploding out…because everyone knows tits are a great diversion…and her bikini pics also have that terrorist beheading video energy…you know to keep it all in the family’s aesthetic….like how the Scotts have their Tartans or some shit…

I guess it is possible that Jamie Lynn is doing this for attention to herself, you know she’s allowed to have a life of her own, assuming her dad doesn’t have her in the same Spears’ cage that we don’t know about because who cares about Jamie Lynn…plus they all live off Britney so anything they do is to offset the fact they re exploiting her..

But now that the world knows she has tits, maybe it is Jamie Lynn’s time to fucking shine….it’s a win to me…except that the family are billionaires, yet their pics are all shot on a Sega Master System….

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2015

13

Jan

Jamie Lynn Spears Knife Wielding Monster of the Day

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Jamie Lynn Spears stopped a drunken fight in Louisiana by grabbing a knife…or something equally redneck superhero….that showcased her figght or flight survival skills of a white trash nobody, living in the shadow of her sister, forced to teen pregnancy and other scandals to try her best to just get noticed by her family, who were too busy exploiting her sister as hard as they fucking could and who still are…because it pays for all the trailer in the trailer park they belong in…

This video is hardly as exciting as when Britney shaved her head, but the again, this is the bootleg Spears who doesn’t matter, and can’t quite break free from the noise that is her superstar sister…what do you expect…

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2013

03

May

Jamie Lynn Spears is Wet and Warning Us Of the Day

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I don’t know how I feel about Jamie Lynn Spears or her mom pussy, but I do know I like seeing her try to be seductive for social media, holding up signs saying “Wet Floor” that can only be reference to her drippy fucking vagina, because what else could this artistic masterpiece mean…not to mention the slutty teen mom’s who get started early on, are usually the fucking horniest, ready to fill their cunts up with cock, and not into the whole getting pregnant thing, because the first go at that, ruined their fucking life…..

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2012

07

Jun

Jamie Lynn Spears has a Water Balloon Fight of the Day

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Jamie Lynn Spears ruined my teen pregnancy fetish I used to have because I think she inspired the MTV Show that made me hate teen pregnancy for the same reason I have always love teen pregnancy…their idiotic behavior that leads to idiots decisions that alter their idiotic life leaving them working idiotic jobs like white trash….where as this bitch on her sister’s bank roll can just go back to being a kid cuz she never has to work a day in her life…taking away have the desperation stuggle that turns me on about this shit. Horrible bitch ruining everything.

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2012

30

May

Jamie Lynn Spears Shitty Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

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Remember original teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears….who got knocked up at 12 like the trailer trash her family is…proobably in a teenage rebellion that stemmed from always being in Britney’s Shadow…and not just cuz Britney is Fat….but cuz Britney is one of the biggest stars around….even after all her break downs…and I’m not just talking about her thighs….

Either way, like all teen moms, and the only real benefit of being a teen mom, if you can afford to be one….is that her body looks far less ravaged that it probably would be if she was 30….but in defense to my theory that pregnancy ruins all…I haven’t seen her pussy or inserted a finger to see if it bounced back…

And reality is, bikini or not…she’s not all that hot….but I’ll post this shit anyway…

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2009

01

Sep

Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears in their Bikinis of the Day

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I started this post with these Britney pics that are shit quality and that we’ve all seen before, when really the only one triggering any of my fantasies (teenage pregnancy) is Jamie Lynn Spears. You know I have these theory about teenage mothers bouncing back after getting kocked up because they still have that youthful metabolism, despite their mature looking vaginas, and that kind of baggage makes them less picky when deciding who to fuck, if anything it makes them more eager to put out because they just want to lure a man who won’t leave them hanging like the last one, and the whole thing means no condoms and in Jamie Lynn’s case, that’s an okay thing because before her baby daddy, she only slept with a handful of execs and Disney and they were all smart enough to use a condom cuz they didn’t want to go to jail, and while other 18 year olds were ould whoring themselves, this bitch was at home breast feeding, so like everyone always says, don’t judge a book by the cover or in this case a vagina by how many fingers you can stick in the shit, cuz I have a feeling she’s not a slut, she’s just perfection…

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2008

13

Oct

Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant Again of the Day

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I was in a pharmacy buying “ointment” the other day and saw this National Enquierer cover that said Jamie Lynn is pregnant again, only a few months after giving birth to her other baby who won the fight with the abortion doctor and as I was about to pick it up some really disgusting fatter than me dude got next to me and started talking to himself about sluts in magazines and how he wants to fuck them all and how he knows they want it. Dude smelled like 6 week old dirty asshole, whore pussy and french fries and as he grunted and drooled over a teen bopper magazine, I decided it was a good time to leave, mainly because it was like lookin in the mirror and I wasn’t in the mood for that horrible reality, but also because the space between the magazine rack wasn’t big enough for the two of us and he conviently rubbed up against me when trying to get through and I didn’t want to smell him for the next few days before I decided to change my shirt…..

The point of this is to say, fuck the critics, teenage pregnancy is hot and you’re never too young to get started and I think it’s fucking amazing that Jamie Lynn is doing what her out of contol, teenage rebelling, very fertile uterus is telling her to do. I figure if she starts now, by the time she hits menopause, she’ll have a whole race of her own, and maybe even Wal Mart will open a outlet center in her backyard. We are all allowed to have dreams, but only some of us actually act on them and make them happen and for that Jamie Lynn Spears deserves some credit.

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2008

07

Aug

Jamie Lynn Spears Teenage Pregnancy Ass Watch of the Day

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I am a fan of Teenage Pregnancy, if I wasn’t I’d be hating on my own mother because she had me when she was 16 and I turned out fine. Sure she was turning tricks in Mexico and I ended up being taken away from her by some Americans when I was 5, but I still have fond memories of her being irresponsible, drunk and contracting the HIV virus all before she turned 20 and if that isn’t considered an accomplishment, I don’t know what is. Everytime I see a teenage girl with her baby it brings back those fond memories of a neglectful mother who was in over her head, living in poverty, being abused and most importantly, sucking off white dudes to pay the rent in front of me.

I am not one of those anti-abortion, right winged, no sex before marriage or god will strike you down and if he doesn’t he’ll make sure you get knocked up and unable to abort because two sins don’t cancel each other out, making you the laughing stock to your peers, pissing off the dude who fucked you without a condom because it felt good and looked down upon by society as a whole as a disgusting pig of a person. I am more in the school of thought that if you get your period you are good to go and if this was 300 years ago, you’d be considered normal. Unfortunately, that excuse doesn’t always hold up in court after getting charged with statutory rape. Rules always ruin a good thing.

Here are some pics of Jamie Lynn and her big ol’ mom titties and big ol’ southern ass with her baby, it’s nice to see how she’s bounced back better than women who wait until they are 30 to breed, because society doesn’t like them following nature’s course and their self absorbed needs to establish a career and have fun get in the way of doin’ what they are supposed to.

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2008

11

Apr

Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnancy Shorts of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Jamie Lynn Spears wearing a bit more clothes than she was when she got into this whole mess that she doesn’t think is a mess because she’s a good little child of God and abortions don’t exist in her world, but unprotected premarital sex does, which is kind of hypocritical if you ask me, which you didn’t because my opinion doesn’t really matter.

I fuckin’ love teenage pregnancy and every teenage girl I have ever accidentally knocked up has had abortions, but that was pretty much my doing because I didn’t want the burden, lawsuit, jail time or commitment to a fat lonely girl with daddy issues who turned to me to fill her void and all it really took was a good punch to the stomach. You’d be surprised how fragile a uterus actually is….. I always thought they’d be a hell of a lot more resilient.

Either way, I like to think whoever got her knocked up fucked up, because she was just starting her career up and hasn’t had enough time to really peak in her career. I predict it’s all down hill from here, because I’ve seen young girls bounce back pretty well from this kind of thing, but they never fully bounce back. Not to mention how annoying it will be on the set of her next movie when she keeps having to stop to feed her baby while studying for her GED.

The good news is that this is a story of trash that we all get to take part in, because teenage pregnancy usually happens in small towns with girls no one really cares for and the only people who get to laugh about it are their neighbors and people in their class. Now the whole world gets to take part in the fun of something as beautiful as a kid giving birth to a kid because she decided she wasn’t a kid the night she was letting an older dude shove his unprotected dick in her and cum inside her because she didn’t take sex ed classes while being tutored on set and had no idea the implications of her actions. Good times….

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2007

27

Sep

I am – Jamie Lynn Spears Cleavage of the Day

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The funny thing about these young celebrities is that being the hot underage chick who will eventually become a drunken disaster of a slut is like a role written by Hollywood, but as time moves on, a new actress takes on the role, so every year that’s a switch of characters and I sit here feeling like I am watching the same story unfold and it is like visiting the same strip club every month to see the same stripper do the same routine to the same fucking song. It is pretty much the equivalent of being locked in a room watching Seinfeld reruns over and over again only the rerun is always the same episode, but Seinfeld is played by some other Jew.

Sometimes you want to believe that this one is different, you want to think that she’ll break through and make it like a normal person just to switch things up a bit and keep us guessing. Sometimes you want to think that the cliche is just a cliche and that not everyone falls into the parameters society has set for them but what it all comes down to is that people are all the same and when faced with the same opportunity and struggles and their egos are fed the same way and the money comes in at the same speed and the interest from men comes in at the same time, they react in the same way.

I guess what I am trying to say is that new blood can be exciting and is welcomed, and it means a future of many new vagina lip slips, new nipple slips, DUIs, sex scandals and sex tapes and I guess I should be more welcoming to that, because the only thing better than pussy is new pussy and because otherwise I’d have nothing write about…But sometimes I like to think someone out there will surprise me. I still haven’t grasped that people are all the same and they always let me down, even when I don’t know them and they are just pictures on my computer, I still like to hope they are different because there’s no fun in knowing exactly how their public life will pan out, so I guess for this Jamie Lynn bitch, it’s just a matter of time, so until she turns 18, I’ll play the waiting game even though she’s not even that hot, but I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…I have no standards….

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