Remember original teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears….who got knocked up at 12 like the trailer trash her family is…proobably in a teenage rebellion that stemmed from always being in Britney’s Shadow…and not just cuz Britney is Fat….but cuz Britney is one of the biggest stars around….even after all her break downs…and I’m not just talking about her thighs….

Either way, like all teen moms, and the only real benefit of being a teen mom, if you can afford to be one….is that her body looks far less ravaged that it probably would be if she was 30….but in defense to my theory that pregnancy ruins all…I haven’t seen her pussy or inserted a finger to see if it bounced back…

And reality is, bikini or not…she’s not all that hot….but I’ll post this shit anyway…

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