Liz Hurley Nude Bikini of the Day

2021

Feb

I have this theory that Liz Hurley realized she was turning 50 and decided to produce 1000 bikini images that she could use for the rest of her life, if she posted a bikini photo once a week because she’s in her 50s and this is unnatural…

The whole concept of menopause and turning old as shit is to trigger men to think “she’s done”….,but with modern conveniences and luxuries…coupled with procedures that give a more youthful face…we end up all confused..

I get the whole benefits of menopause, like cumming in a bitch and not fearing being stuck with them for life, but young people turn to internal cumshots for the intimacy on their tinder dates…so the whole cumming inside an old lady as a perk is not even that much of a perk…unless you have a fetish for LUBE balling up on your dick as it dries up and gets sticky…or no lube for the dry pussy lovers out there into friction because it reminds you of how unappealing you are or always were because you’ve always triggered women hormones to stop pumping, turning the girls dumb enough to fuck you into trans on a hormonal level, without their choice….you know you’re unappealing like that…

But yeah, she’s old, but still looks like this, I call bullshit….it’d be such an easy thing for her to fake from one of her mansions…but since everything on the internet is a fucking lie…I’ll buy into this.