Liz Hurley or her Transgendered son that pretends to be her that she had with Steve Bing, who killed himself a few years ago because he was transphobic, are in Thailand at what we can assume is a discount plastic surgery center, or maybe it’s a discount stem cell center where they do weird things with aborted babies that allow the 65 year old to continue looking youthful with a rockin’ sense of big tits…

Whatever witchcraft weirdness she does is doing good, because at 65 years old she’s pretty fucking hot still, and that may confuse me, make me feel uncomfortable when I think of the rot that probably goes on below the freshly painted exterior, but since this is the internet and not real, I’ll buy into the lie and pretend she’s not 65, while staring at those big old lady tits…because I don’t have to actively think about how old she is…I can easily just turn my brain off and stare…

Here is another bikini…

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I don’t know if this is Liz Hurley’s clothing company, or if this is just her promoting a clothing company as a paid partner or infleuncer, since that’s what all these people of social media do, whore out products like annoying AVON ladies knocking on our doors…

I just know that she’s not wearing any pants, which is pretty funny to see, because she’s in her 70s and yet she’s still doing it, because with experience comes knowing that doing things pantsless gets you further in life, I mean that’s how she ended up with her STEVE BING son and assistant who is featured in this photoshoot, also in hoodie, but with pants on….because he hasn’t fully transitioned yet…yes, the same son I think pretends to be her in most of her bikini shoots…but I guess this DEBUNKS that…

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I am convinced that Liz Hurley shot all her bikini content a decade ago, not because being a hot 50 year old or 60 year old in this fucking version of the simulation we all live in is that complex a theory, I mean there are filters, fillers, surgeries, AI, AR, basically everything they can fucking come up with…stem cells from aborted babies…or live babies…who knows with these rich fucks…but I am still convinced she either shot all her bikini content a decade ago and is just releasing it slowly to the people…or this is her trans son doing his best Liz Hurley…cuz he or she’s the one who drove his illegitimate bio dad to suicide but more importantly he shoots her content…

I will say this, she looks like an old timer trying to be a young one, which is always akward and embarrassing, but there’s a fetish in there somewhere…

I am sure you’ll be able to figure it out.

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I want Liz Hurley to start timestamping her photos. I don’t believe that she’s even alive at this point, they’re just keeping her alive through social media. You’ve seen those storylines in cheap straight to Netflix movies, and maybe even in some bootleg murders that have happened since the internet / social media that Dateline covers….you know, kill a bitch, keep her social media going, no one would ever know since people don’t talk anymore….

It would be VERY easy for her to have done 1000s of bikini pics 10 years ago that she scatters out on social media all to push her bikini line, since she’s one of the earlier celebrities to do a bikini roduct line….now every bitch on instagram has one…it gives them purpose or an excuse to post bikini pics…I’m ok with it…

I just don’t think that these are current Liz Hurley, I do think it’s LIES….being passed off as current Liz Hurley, but even if they are 10 years old, she’d be 45 in the pic and I guess still hot for 45…

I guess what I’ve learned from the internet is that old and ugly bitches can fake it like they’ve never faked it before….

I’ll still look at their tits.

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I have this theory that Liz Hurley realized she was turning 50 and decided to produce 1000 bikini images that she could use for the rest of her life, if she posted a bikini photo once a week because she’s in her 50s and this is unnatural…

The whole concept of menopause and turning old as shit is to trigger men to think “she’s done”….,but with modern conveniences and luxuries…coupled with procedures that give a more youthful face…we end up all confused..

I get the whole benefits of menopause, like cumming in a bitch and not fearing being stuck with them for life, but young people turn to internal cumshots for the intimacy on their tinder dates…so the whole cumming inside an old lady as a perk is not even that much of a perk…unless you have a fetish for LUBE balling up on your dick as it dries up and gets sticky…or no lube for the dry pussy lovers out there into friction because it reminds you of how unappealing you are or always were because you’ve always triggered women hormones to stop pumping, turning the girls dumb enough to fuck you into trans on a hormonal level, without their choice….you know you’re unappealing like that…

But yeah, she’s old, but still looks like this, I call bullshit….it’d be such an easy thing for her to fake from one of her mansions…but since everything on the internet is a fucking lie…I’ll buy into this.

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