Liz Hurley is grandmother aged – yet still whoring down in bikinis – which offers us a great lesson on this day before the Fourth of July…the single greatest day in American History and that is that none of you Americans should be trying this at Liz Hurley’s age, because I have seen you at your Walmarts and you don’t have this EURO appeal…and even the skinny ones, look like meth heads all toothless rather than magical like this sugar baby gold digging bikini slut still peddling the bikinis slutty…and making herself matter because of it…because her career was really not that memorable and we’d all forget if she wasn’t out there stretching her pussy…while instead we know her ass could actually stretch her pussy out and make a sail out of it…to coast down the great Mississippi like Huck Finn….

I’m drunk on American Flag Cudweiser…bottle cans…I like an early start to all bikini filled holidays….

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Earlier today I wrote that all these old time actors and models who you could tell were whores, that navigated the world before social media and managed to make it – due to being whores….who only exist from being whores…are now given the power of the social media content production where they can produce their own content and give you a glimpse into themselves which as you’d expect is sexualized as fuck…because that’s how they go through life..

They think they are hot, they tell the world they are hot, they post what they think are hot pics, they are narcissists..

It’s all in good fun, nothing wrong with spreading your legs for social media, bring it on…but it’s nice to have all my theories on these harlots validated through their own content they produce….

Thanks social media for giving me a taste of Liz Hurley’s exhibitionism like I’m some producer she’s taking a meeting with back in 1993…

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This is how old lady Liz Hurley goes on what she calls “Joyful Dog Walks”….where that most girls who go out dressed like this avoid the bush, knowing that they can likely get raped and killed, but not Liz Hurley, she’s just inviting that in, with her scantily clad, new found love for slutty instagram pics, because people respond positively to them, and she likes using her tits for hits, like it was the old days and she used her tits for rich sperm to make babies in her as a financial backup plan in case the modeling didn’t work.

I come from the school of thought that at 35, no one wants to see your sloppy old lady body half naked…a school that is old school and that no one else seems to agree with because they love seeing Liz Hurley half naked….

I guess as she ages so do her fans and seeing this updated version of her is new content to try to get off to…and a little wrinkles and agedness ain’t bad…since it’s new content and better than the 50 year old women they stick their dicks in…right.

That is the science behind Liz Hurley!

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I am sure Liz Hurley’s son is a poofter…which may or may not be because she still breast feeds him. A trick she learned back in the day to keep her tits milk filled get a lot of likes on social media like they did when she was an actual model…the kind of woman who just gets pregnant until the milk starts milking…then aborts that shit before the body gets too damanged instead of getting fake tits…an old school titty enhancement strategy…back before breast implants existed….you know when Liz Hurley was 25.

She let a few of the kids through the cracks, you know if the sperm was valuable enough….and the Point being, that her son takes her slutty pics, she seems to always be naked or half naked around him, like a narcissist who sees herself in him, probably wants himself in her…

RIGHT…rich people are weird…

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Liz Hurley is out at some Random Event in Belgium, and by out, I mean her tits were out, since that’s pretty much her move and the only reason she’s has a second coming of celebrity…it’s just that easy, be a hot slut who beards a homosexual very famous actor of the time….only to leave him for a series of billionaires who actually fuck her…do some bikini modeling, some Austin Powers movie roles to get the tits on the silverscreen and really matter…then start a bikini line, raise a family, and realize when then kids grow up that you miss the slutty behavior and the hoards of men jerking off to her…so teach your 16 year old to take pics of you half naked…and put your tits on social media…and exist, defying age thanks to face injections, looking good cuz she’s not fat, and I support this new gen mom behavior…it’s embarrassing and hot and disgusting all at the same time…”MOM PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON, YOU’RE 60 and MY FRIENDS KEEP JERKING OFF TO YOU”….

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When you’re 100 fucking years old, and you’re trying to maintain your youthful figure, trying to stay hot with her slutty clickbait that she’s in love with because she is directly connected to people, where she can put her whore content out on her own, self produced and not reliant on the media to keep her sex appeal alive….

You need to do your pelvic floor workouts, her kegels, to keep her pussy tight, and more importantly to prevent her menopausal pussy from pissing itself when on bikini clickbait shoots she produces of her slutty self…

Fascinating.

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Liz Hurley is just way out of control with her social media account, it’s like this woman still has it in some capacity at the age of 50, posting her half naked pics, and probably loving every second of it, because she gets that instant feedback of 50,000 people liking her half naked pics, hours after she posts it, it’s good for a woman who has dried up thanks to biology, menopause is a real thing, but not after dropping at least one golden egg with the help of really rich guy sperm…that keeps paying the way for this OG sugar baby….

I’d be more into seeing the sex tape, when is that going to happen…probably never, she’s too rich, but there is hope, you know more and more topless seems to be her thing, eventually we will see the vagina tranny loving Hugh Grant made exist in the 90s…hopefully it doesn’t looks like a tranny’s vagina…

I’m probably just wishful thinking, not about seeing a tranny vagina, but Liz Hurley Vagina, after all these years, it’d be a nice gesture for still paying attention to her, but woman just likes half naked cock teasing….and it’s not so much a tease anymore…but she’s trying so we should look….

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Liz Hurley has been a wallet fucking opportunist since before she had a career, which is partially why she has a career.

She stuck with homosexual Hugh Grant for a decade of his career, as he became a heart throb in America and she took down numbers of all the people he met along the way…so that when the right time hit…she could escort them…get them to invest in her bikini line…and even act in movies on her own…proving acting is pretty easy…before Hugh was caught with a Tranny and her Uterus was filled with rich guy sperm…

She’s still pushing the bikini thing looking good enough for all of us who remember her being the hottest late 90s thing…and the 90s are back…even when the pussy we liked is 90…

Either way, jerk off to her old lady flipper feet…

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Liz Hurley has been a wallet fucking opportunist since before she had a career, which is partially why she has a career.

She stuck with homosexual Hugh Grant for a decade of his career, as he became a hearththrob in American and she took down numbers of all the people he met as the escort…before launching her own career as a model, actress, swimsuit girl…you know on the coat tails of the man…which allowed her to actually marry and knock up substantially richer people…because as a British woman, she was hot, and now as an old lady she is hot, so that’s got some sort of value…pay up..

She posts a lot of bikini selfies to push her bikini line and it’s not magical…but it’s freakish…50 year old women shouldn’t look like this…thanks BOTOX…for defying nature when it’s used strategically and not to be a weird snapchat filter…making all bitches look like muppets..

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