Liz Hurley’s bathing suit company must really be going broke, the pressure must really be on, because she’s out there pushing these products like a flyer kid outside the night clubs, trying to people into it….only her nightclub is more of an old folks home, because despite looking good enough in these bikini pics to sell her branded bikinis…she’s old as fuck…

The exciting thing about her is probably that she was an original opportunist sugar baby who found a weird gay-ish actor to link up with and beard….who she stuck with for a long time…because it worked for both their careers…a money loving coattail rider…built on piggy backing off a dude….who woulda probably preferred if you were fucking his ass….

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The last post I wrote about Liz Hurley said:

The interesting thing about Liz Hurley is something that we forget, because she’s been in the media longer than we’ve been alive, is that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted…two years after they broke up – she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it…then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money…

I stand by that..I don’t need to re-write shit…bitch is old in a bikini and owns a bikini company…she started out no different than instagram models it was just 40 years ago – before instagram existed…because for every hot chick who starts from nothing…is a rich man who opens the door for her after she uses him…PROVE ME WRONG….

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In keeping up with models from 20 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor…and makes money off her brand…so this is how you market the shit…

Maybe it’s deeper rooted than just selling bikinis and Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit body to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you’d fuck anything, including but not limited to rotting luncheon meat….you fucking vile human…

Liz Hurley was in the media longer than we’ve been alive and we forget that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated and leveraged Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. She rode that as hard as she could until becoming household name….typical of a woman…

They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted…

Then she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, movies she wants to be in and she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it…

Then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money…

There’s a pattern here..that applies to all women…so these feminists should stop targeting us for being misogynists and instead targeting their representatives for misrepresenting their species as the whores that they are…..

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Even Liz Hurley is on the getting half naked on social media for some male attention – because there is no reason for her to be posting her tits in a bikini on social media…there is no reason for any of these girls to post tits on social media – because just posting on social media takes work, takes effort, takes time – enough time to look at the tits pic they are about to post and say “this one is a good one people will love this”…even though she’s 100 years old…because she still looks good…and wants you to know it…

Sure, Liz Hurley is a bikini entrepreneur, owns a bikini and lingerie company but it’s pretty clear she’s just being shameless…like all these bitches….look at their tits…it’s what they want…they are basically posting billboard to announce it…

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