In keeping up with models from 20 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor…and makes money off her brand…so this is how you market the shit…

Maybe it’s deeper rooted than just selling bikinis and Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit body to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you’d fuck anything, including but not limited to rotting luncheon meat….you fucking vile human…

Liz Hurley was in the media longer than we’ve been alive and we forget that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated and leveraged Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. She rode that as hard as she could until becoming household name….typical of a woman…

They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted…

Then she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, movies she wants to be in and she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it…

Then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money…

There’s a pattern here..that applies to all women…so these feminists should stop targeting us for being misogynists and instead targeting their representatives for misrepresenting their species as the whores that they are…..

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