It’s my Birthday and Liz Hurley is old as fuck, so I can relate to her as I try to understand her sexualizing herself….in bikinis, to sell bikinis to moms, because I can’t imagine young people being into her or knowing she exists because she’s old….but still hot enough compared to the 20 year olds who fatter and more disgusting than this…but she is still old…which usually offsets being “fit”….

Liz Hurley made a life for herself as the Hot British chick, and I guess has no choice but to continue that through fitness and diet on World Health Day…because if she looked like she was actually 50 years old…she would cease to matter…and I guess no one, except maybe me, enjoy no mattering….like listen to your body, fatten up, sag, rot…what are you doing playing with science…you’re not god…why you trying to be god…it’s just like any rich girl who only fucks rich dudes…thinking they are the most important and that nature’s rules don’t apply to them….

Good tits though…

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