I don’t fancy myself a style icon, or I didn’t over the years of looking like a fat fuck in soiled sweatpants, all homeless and smelling a piss, stale bear, and failure…the whole giving up on life…or winning at losing….

But as it turns out, everyone dresses like that, so maybe I am a style icon that I don’t give credit to…

I mean for the longest time, probably starting in High School when I realized a pussy wedgie was a thing…i loved the pussy wedgie…I thought it was greaet….and I’d let ever girl I met know it….”why don’t you pull your pants up higher, maybe you’ll like it, maybe it will tickle”…because along with looking sexy…the cameltoe is FUNCTIONAL style cuz it rubs up on clit and clit is sensitive…

Now that all girls in activewear are into showing cameltoe for style, modern day cleavage, it far easier to see full pussy definition than it was before the pussy wedgie was the focal point….even though it was always my focal point..

I guess like dressing like a homeless fat person, the pussy wedgie has grown into its own and is getting all the glory every MAN out there that has looked and loved a cameltoe has been waiting for, so that we don’t have to be as crafty with our staring at the cameltoe to see it…these bitches are handing them to us by just getting dressed!!

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