I can hate on Scarlett Johansson, but I think the best approach is to remember that she’s in her 40s, she’s a WOODY ALLEN supporter, she’s got that fucking horrible back tattoo, and she’s always been VERY overrated and undeserving of her position as the hottest chick, despite being dumpy, or the most cast chick, despite being dumpy….and it was just one of those marketing hustles they do to trick the easily tricked into buying into their stars…you’re simple minds and easy to convince of those kinds of things.

I don’t know why she’s pantsless, but those are some watermelon crushing looking thighs, and I prefer the Scar Jo of 17 years ago, because she’s really boring even when her pants are off….but AT LEAST HER PANTS re off…and I guess “iconic” to some of you fan boy fucks who bought into it..it’s not your fault…you’re simple…

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