Irina Shayk posted this picture of 2006…when she was 20 years old…I didn’t realize she was already 35, but I guess time is speeding up as the world nears apocalypse, unless the world’s always moved this fast and I don’t realize it, but where’s the fun in that…mass destruction and extinction has always been something I assumed I’d live through and if I don’t, at least I’m not missing out on much…

I don’t know if Irina Shayk knew that posting a throwback pic on a Wednesday is confusing, but maybe it’s the Russian way, because there was a time they were communists in line for toilet paper and by the time American trends like Levis Jeans would reach them, the trend in America would be long over….they’d get movies smuggled in years after their theatrical debut, you know Keep America out of Russian Ideals…so that they don’t get any funny ideas about escaping Russia and ending up in America where they can either work as models, sex workers, mail order wives, or sugar babies, who are also trained at the elite level in sports, dance, music, engineering and spying…you know they don’t fuck around….

The good news is that it’s Thursday, which is the designated day for throwbacks in these parts and girl was hot then, is hot now, but less hot now that I know she’s 35….but her being 35 makes me understand why she inhaled Brad Cooper’s sperm with her uterus….

She’s been hot…and is still hot….and that’s all I have to say about that…..

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