Candice Swanepoel who is not Brazilian, was cast to promote Brasil’s Fashion Night out for their Fashion week…because I guess Brazilians are done with their own models, they send them up here, and take bikini models, make them stand by the pool, not in bikinis…just to be different…kinda like how their hottest prostitutes usually come stock with cock…you know why make things as good as they possibly can be when you can shit on their entire being….

Brazilians don’t have it all figured out…but they do have great asses, and so does Candice who is not Brazilian, but still worth looking out.

I know, this post is life changing. Deal with it. I am still drunk.

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