Ashley Greene may be trash….she may suck….she may have lucked out in getting that one casting that mattered only to become semi-famous, I mean there was a time people were talking about her, where you know she probably felt like the most important person in the room, or at least at her Florida High School reunion….I mean she was in Twilight…which I may have never seen and will never see but it was a huge deal, especially for a trashcan that lucked out….

Anyway, even at her peak she looked alright, like normal girl and like Olvia Culpo since her, but less of a Return on Investment, since Culpo basically only exists for fucking a Jonas brother, while Greene was already famous and only damaged her name, at least according to me, by LYING to her fans about FUCKING…

We could tell that the Florida girl was likely only in Twilight for fucking the right people, so pretending to NOT fuck the Jonas brother she was clearly fucking, because in that era sex was naughty or bad, where as in this era they all spread assholes on instagram for fun…..and I hate fucking liars…which is probably why I hate actors…since they are fucking liars..

Anyway, she’s making a lame at best comeback on social that I am sure no one gives a fuck about and since I like underdogs, now that she’s been given a reality check that she’s not that special, I’ll help her on that quest to get back into the scene….average at best or not….because I’m a nice guy.

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