Rowan Blanchard Shaved of the Day

2021

Apr

Rowan Blanchard is the Disney Kid you probably never heard of, who turned 18 and had to go into exile, for the rebrand, as they do….it’s the RUMSPRINGA for Disney Kids, where they basically decide to take one of their highly trained Disney operatives from the Disney School of entertainment, and attempt to make them seem real, authentic, relateable to the generation of kids, so that they don’t lose all the work they’ve done to create that fan base…it’s all pretty calculated but no one notices because that’s the fucking point…it’s supposed to be seamless but if you thinK Miley, Bella Thorne, even Lohan before them are strategizing to follow their true selves, when they’ve been “yes men” their entire life to get to the celebrity level they are at…you know people who take DIRECTION by DIRECTORS, PRODUCERS and AGENTS…aren’t these rebellious nut jobs…then there’s the fact that Disney is a multi billion dollar company who can afford a team of 10 people to track what’s trending on social media to integrate their own…

Anyway, the voice of social media is sexual, so the stars they produce need to be sexual, and despite being sexual, they all still get mainstream work, ideally more often than not, because that’s the whole point of the social media nudes…it’s to win the fans over so they watch the bullshit they are in…

So Rowan, the weird boy looking girl from Girl Meets World….now lives in Brooklyn taking hipster nudes, while not filming some Netflix series she’s on, even though if she was a real Brooklyn girl taking hipster nudes, Neftlis wouldn’t cast her cuz they don’t want porn in their feed…

It’s like how Kim K was a puppet to the industry, creates a sex tape, gets a TV show, is now a billionaire….

When other people do sex tapes and get blacklisted, banned, deleted off social and flagged PORN STAR.

The industry is selective and they OWN our minds….

That said, Rowan the hipster nude, has shaved her cunt and armpits…back to bald…like back to black…RIP AMY WINEHOUSE.