Rumer Willis was one of the early celebrity children I used to make fun of, along with Zelda Williams and I guess Kate Hudson who doesn’t really count because she pretended to be a celebrity of her own, while Rumer was just a “I’m rich, my parents are rich, my stepdad is rich, so I’m going to do nothing with my life, but hang…” which is precisely what she’s done…and I guess what her sisters have done…it’s a why the fuck bother, she’s a WILLIS…

IN being a WILLIS, she suffers something CAITLIN JENNER also suffers from, and that’s being a LITTLE too BRUCE to be hot…

IN her defence though, she’s at least got the face injections to reduce the swelling in her head that got her the nickname Mr Potato Head…and I’m not the one who coined that…it was some other celebrity site that is probably all WOKE now…because they forgot we are SUPPOSED to hate on these people….fan boy yes-man fucks…

She’s also been working out, or something, that has allowed her to have a bit of a body, brave enough to get naked on the internet, which isn’t brave at all cuz these fucks all edit themselves while complaining about unrealisitic body images Victoria’s Secret models give them….dumb fucks….

Not to mention, Demi has openly admitted to millions of dollars of surgery to get to be the 7-8 on 10 she was at her prime…meaning she started out at a 3 and genetics have a memory and get passed on…so RUMER has it that RUMER could have been WAY uglier.

Point being, she’s a familiar face, albeit a terrifying face, albeit is a great word, albeit a face that has been jacked up by injections like other faces, and really not the kind of face you’d want to be familiar…unless it was in a recurring nightmare kind of way, but SHE is posting NAKED selfies…CHECK IT OUT….

That said, if you’re into Mr/Mrs/Androgynous Potato Head in Pussy Hugging Bike Shorts, Rumer called the papaprazzi to cover her workout where she wore very skimpy and disgusting bike shorts….

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