Katharine McPhee was a surrogate from some 80 year old man who had dreams of having one more child because that’s what senility does to you when you’re stupid fucking rich and into mitigating your inheritance across more children so that the original kids get diluted….all while McPhee gets set for life…you know last wife shit….

So in being that surrogate that pretends to be in love with the 80 year old like she was Anna Nicole Smith and he was an oil tycoon, but instead a genius record executive and producer who has made so many fucking hits that it is absurd, a good person to change the diapers of when it gets that point, not that he’ll get to that point, because he’ll just pay people to change his diapers while keeping up appearances that he’s not an old fuck to his younger wife because that’s all part of being rich in LA…vanity.

What I am trying to say is new mom, new mom tits, exciting stuff….if you’re into milk filled tits that you know she feeds her husband from because he needs the nutrients..it’s better than his ENSURE…at least the can you drink it from is…you know old dude shits…

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