I remember when I was about 10 years old, new to the culture and the people, and being taught what a red eye moon was. It was at some camp retreat bullshit thing where we spent two nights doing shit like sing-a-longs and fucking nature walks and canoeing…some charity bullshit…and the first night, the teacher, who was our 50 year old school teacher, decided to teach us what a red eye moon was…so here’s motherfucking pulling down his pants and spreading his asshole…screaming RED EYE MOON to a bunch of 10 year olds…and at one point I remember him taking a paper towel roll and farting through it….and within minutes all the other kids started doing “RED EYE MOONS” too…I didn’t…because I was harder to manipulate even back then…because I didn’t mind being the outsider who didn’t show his pervert teacher his asshole in the weirdest sexual predator game ever….I was smarter than that…but I was scarred by all I saw that day….trauma…trigger warning…here’s some asshole…be careful if you’ve been fooled by the RED EYE MOON trick the kids in my class were tricked by too….

I’m just taking shit, I don’t get traumatized, that she was fucking criminal though, I am still into assholes, looking at assholes, smelling assholes, fine dining on assholes, being an asshole…and these assholes are good…

BUT THEY AREN’T ASSHOLE PICS….they are THONGS pics…The asshole pic, without it blatant asshole pic, because there are thongs involved, I guess that makes it a low key red eye moon….one you’d want to see…

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