Hailey Baldwin’s relationship with her god, you know since she’s a devout Christian, according to her dad’s business partner – THE MY PILLOW GUY – has probably come in handy when making the deal with the devil, you know, since her BFFs are clearly from the depths of an evil place called Kris Jenner’s butthole, or maybe Caitlyn Jenner’s pussy hole which is potentially made out of his butthole, I don’t know the science of that sex assignment shit…..
She was also the tag along sally to the Hadid’s, who you know are also of an evil place called Los Angeles….
And maybe when she was trying to get as famous as them on social media, she was actually doing recon work to figure out how to turn them to the right side…which clearly didn’t work and which may have actually got Bieber in on this fame chasing, false idol, celebrity who matters cuz she married the Bieber who I am sure was human trafficked from Canada after being exposed to all the worst people on Youtube…knowing they could secure a lot of money with him…..leading to a life of super stradom, I don’t know if any act is as big as Bieber….and Hailey gets to be part of that….like his First Lady….forever in the history books as Bieber’s first wife..
The good news is, whatever the motivation, the good vs evil, her religious beliefs or lack of them, in what could be her spreading the message of her god, or maybe it is a break from being married to Christ, where she’s now married to a teen pop star she likely had posters of on her wall saying “one day I’ll marry that guy”….creepy…but she got it…cuz rich girls get what they want…
But yeah, the good news of all that is she looks great in a bikini…I am a fan and she’s by far the better looking one of her trio of shit, which isn’t saying much, because I find the Jenners and Hadids ugly, but the rest of the world doesn’t….and this one’s the hottest of them…but that could just be because i jerk off to Stephen Baldwin dressed as Barney Rubble…or was that Rick Moranis….it was Stephen Badlwin in FLintsone’s Viva Las Vegas…the bootleg Flintsones movie…sounds about right…yes I am still writing this post for no reason…just words on words…meaningless when NO one reads them and they don’t. ..
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