Asshole Behind Thong is a very important day, but don’t take my word for it….look at the asshole behind thong and think of the design flaw that is now a design win thanks to everyone being an exhibitionist anal loving pervert…who want to show their assholes but don’t want to be shameless or slutty…so they choose to do it with the underwear on….underwear that barely covers the asshole even though, based on my experience, underwear covering the asshole is a critical way to avoid getting shit, blood and puss on your soiled sweatpants….

I have said that the asshole is the gateway to the soul for at least a decade, so I predicted this genderless world of sexting perverts showing each other their assholes like a bunch of frat boys or jocks before they fuck each other to prove how queer they’re not….

The asshole in the sext means the girl’s giving you her all…hence why it’s the gateway to your soul…but recently, I was forwarded a story in the ATLANTIC that I’d link, but can’t be bothered because fuck those losers….that went on and on about how the asshole is an evolutionary marvel of all species…I didn’t read into it…but I think they may have quoted me in saying that the asshole is the gateway to the soul….GOOD OLD FASHION ASSHOLE NEWS….

Then I also read that mammals when stressed can breath through their assholes, so also another reason why the asshole is so good, even if you have HPV and it attaches to your asshole in the form of cancer like you’re Farrah Fawcett…or if you have other digestive ailments like a blood clot from you vaccine that requires two feet or METERS…since FEET are IMPERIAL and that’s racist…but METERS are metric so not racist….force your asshole to get sewn up so your shit goes to the STOMA BAG…and your asshole causes you Hemorrhoid and FISSURE grief…it’s still important and here’s some asshole…for you assholes by this asshole…

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