Krysten Ritter is some old as fuck ex-model turned commercial model turned some girl on Breaking Bad who I guess is now out of work…and looking for attention…because she’s taken her skinny body to the beach…where she’s posing in yoga stance wearing a bikini which is what I call strategic pornography. I mean she might as well be laying their spread eagled screaming “LOOK AT ME EVERYONE”…but this strategy is more subtle, less obvious, and thus more effective…it’s attention whoring 101…a class I am willing to teach at any local college willing to hire me.

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