I don’t like to hype myself up, but I am pretty sure that before it was “cool” to fight for the rights of Britney Spears, with that whole pandemic created Free Britney movement, I consistently said how fucked up it is that her father has turned her into a slave, or at least a money maker that he basically abuses in his mansion….I know for fact that I’ve thought it was a very fucked up series of events that had her living as a prisoner but even more fucked up was that people were going, lining up, to her Vegas residency and other shows, because OMG she’s Britney Bitch…because the general population doesn’t care about the wellbeing of anything, they just care about their own getting off to things they like, until they decide to be woke, bigger people, fighting for the good and freedom and inclusivity of all…but for over 10 years, they were just as involved in the dancing monkey that is Britney and as guilty as her dad was…no boycotts happened, cashing in happened, and that’s pretty shitty.

Anyway, I don’t think Britney has access to a phone or the internet, it goes against being in captivity, so when I see her weird hostage video content I am always weirded out but I love it….how does she shoot this shit, why does it look like it’s VHS…we’ll never know….

Her captions, which she clearly doesn’t write are also insane like for the snakeskin outfit she’s in she wrote:

I held a snake at the @VMAs one time but decided to go ahead 20 years later and become the motherfucking snake myself ??? !!!! And since TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS you tricky little shits … who knows what color snake I will be tomorrow ??? !!!!??? STAY SAFE folks and watch out for the ?????? !!!!!

What?

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