I fucking hate Amy Schumer and the idea that two women look like her exist in the world is pretty repulsive in theory, but then I remember that a lot of white women look like this, maybe they’re inbred….maybe we’re in a simulation and they only have so many face combinations available…

She’s a trucker collecting her MONSTER ENERGY fridge and yes, she’s got a tear drop tattoo for running over a pedestrian…women truckers…am I right?

But I fucking love this picture for a lot of reasons…

The first, I need a t-shirt that says “STOP POOPING IN OUR PARKING LOT”….

The second, I need a t-shirt that says “Truckin’ and Fuckin”….

The third, I need a BUSCH Beer fridge for my rig…

I still hate Amy Schumer, but this picture is an American dream and I had to repost it here…

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