I am pretty sure I posted this CRACKWHORE WHO MADE HERSELF HOT AND WENT VIRAL before it was hugely viral story….I just don’t feel like looking in the archives but I know that whether I posted it or not…I loved it when I saw it….

You know the ultimate CATFISH that is so dramatic that people are shocked about it, you know bitch puts her teeth in, but it’s something we’ve all know exists amongst all women, not just toothless beat up hooker looking women, but for whatever reason, American’s need to OVER THE TOP and OUTRAGEOUS to grasp their minds around how you’re being lied to and trolled by all these girls on social media.

No wonder they all wanted the lockdown, they could play hot from home and no one would ever call them out, meanwhile anyone who knows them in real life, knows that ain’t them though…so it’s all pretty funny..

Now you may be wondering why I am using a crackwhore turned hot to represent a LEGACY BRAND of Victoria’s Secret now that they’ve dropped their whole ANGELS department, which was really the only thing that Candice has done in her career, and the only thing she is known for….despite being hot as shit at the time…always one of my favorites, that I’d be willing to risk the HIGH AIDS RATE PROBABILITY based on being SOUTH AFRICAN….to bury my face into….

But she’s older now, still skinny, titless cuz she got the tiny bikini model implants removed, and filtered as fuck…but I still like her and I guess that’s what this is…a cum tribute without the cum…cuz I am also old….

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