So Rachel Bilson and Star Wars are the new “it” couple in Hollywood and that means that they have to star in movies together because it’s great marketing. They just finished one about Egypt and now they are doing this one and the good news is that the stress of spending everyday and every night together will probably break them up because Star Wars won’t have enough down time to himself to play videogames and fuck other chicks behind her back cuz she’ll always been peering over motherfucker’s shoulder. I guess Hollywood can break love as fast as it makes love and her being single is probably a good thing because she looks like a total slut.

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