Hailey Beiber may be a failed influencer model, even though she was likely making a shit ton of money while she was an influencer, but just not Kardashian money or Jenner Money or Hadid money, which was the circle, the HORRIBLE and EVIL circle she was running in…

The funniest thing about those days is that she actually pretended to be into god, into Jesus, into religion, cuz her dad was a Born Again as many ex drug addicts are…you know gotta replace it with something….

I always knew her religious beliefs were nonsense, since she was with EVIL chasing EVIL dreams and EVIL objectives of being the most jerked off to person on social media…which I what I assume all these attention seekers are about….

But even when she failed, she failed upwards, landed a Bieber who you know she creepily had a crush on growing up, married him, as good Christians do knowing there would be no pre-nup and now she’s set for life, chilling in Greece in bikini while Bieber’s out coming to terms with the Greek way of the Republic, when philosophers were teachers who would honor the boys they taught with anal sex…you know like USHER…

LOL right…

Well, at least his wife’s looking pretty hot.

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