Here’s some exclusive footage from the Disney/ABC casting couch….or maybe it’s of Rowan Blanchard showing everyone how she got her first major role on the Boy Meets World spin off….you know stripper shit…

Unfortunately, life’s not that scandalous, and if it was, we’d never be privy to that information, so this is probably just a young person finding her way in the world of sluts, by figuring out what sex worker moves of yesteryear will help further her mainstream career..

When I first got into the internet business, not that this is an actual business, more a bad habit, I was told “porn paves the way for mainstream, it fuels the internet”…so all technological advances from payment processing, to video streaming, to posting pics of you getting double dicked by your dad and step brother, all stems from porn…..

We are now in a place where even the mainstream poptarts are their own version of porn….and they miss the mark often….but a Disney hipster trying to be edgie on a pole in a thong…is better than the lame ass content we used to be given to promote LOHAN…

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