Rumer Willis Bikini of the Day

2021

Jul

Rumer Willis has been consistently made fun of for being a weird faced daughter of a celebrity power couple of the 90s, when that sort of thing mattered and was interesting and mysterious, and wasn’t a bunch of losers trying to compete with amateur losers trying to compete with them….

It was really two classes of human, the celebrity and the fan….but now it’s just a pile of bullshit we can all get lost in and EVERY celebrity has given too much of their fake self on social media, that there’s no mystery, allure, or exclusivity…

There was a time when you’d ONLY see a celeb on vacation in a bikini when the paparazzi hired helicopters and ships and ex military to sneak into their luxury private villas…but now they are all spreading their assholes on social media daily for likes and follows like the people who aren’t celebs…It’s too bad…

Regardless of Rumer Willing being ugly, or proof that DEMI MOORE pre-surgery wasn’t genetically what she was portraying to the world, because she has had millions of dollars of surgery, because she’s naturally a monster, proven by what was shat out of her womb…..but regardless of an UGLY Rumer, I have consistently been a fan because she’s a celebrity daughter and I always found that an interesting thing to be.

In the last year or two, she’s followed some of her trans friends, cuz she’s inclusive and woke, probably identifies as an artist not a trust fund baby on allowance, and has injected her face, done some fitness, probably uses the filters, and despite genetically being ugly, she’s pulled off a hotter version of herself on social media, like so many other girls are….because social media is where uglies can fake being hot…even if they were fine when they were ugly…no one cares it’s just easier to laugh at someone when they have a birth defect instead of trying to dig into their personality, story, to find other things to make fun of…..since I am one of the last believers out of anyone I know…that making fun of people for petty things like their physical traits…is important…even if it makes me the lamest villain around…ever more lame considering 3 people read me calling you ugly and 2 of them are Russian Spam bots…and the other is you….

That said, Ugly Rumer and her Terrifying face or not, can easily be ignored when staring at her half naked body, I mean that’s an ass worth eating, and not just because it’s worth A LOT Of money, but because it likely hates itself and eating it would show it the love and tenderness it needs to fill that HOLE in her soul caused by being a celebrity kid…