Sarah Michelle Gellar is in a one-piece bathing suit, or lingerie outfit for old ladies, because maybe her and Freddie Prinze have a sex night lined up, you know married couples and their making an event out of sex night….

At least that’s assuming that celebs are like the suburban married couples who see fucking their significant other as a chore. I used to say that even Cindy Crawford’s husband gets bored of her, so he goes off an fucks George Clooney instead, but that analogy is a little dated, I’ve been doing this site a long time….I guess you could replace Cindy Crawford with the hot chick of now, but we know that the hot chicks of now are not traditional monogamists, they’ve all grown up on porn and like fucking everyone, and can’t get a relationship to get in the way of that…I guess…

We probably shouldn’t assume celebs are like traditional married couples since they are all self involved, have a lot of time on their hands, coupled with deep rooted perversions from being in the industry, I mean how do you think they get famous in the first place, fucking the right guy….even though she got her start at the age of 5….that’s just how it works perverts…

I don’t know these people. I didn’t watch Buffy. The people who were loyal buffy fans weirded me out…Sarah Michelle Gellar is old but I’ll still stare at her mom tits, it is MILF MONDAY after all….

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