I’ve gone into this before, even earlier this week, I don’t need to go through it again, but there was a time when Buffy was a huge fucking deal, so many loser nerds were obsessed, creating the super stardom of Sarah Michelle Gellar who was able to get herself in all kind of blockbusters before dropping off the scene.

I never really gave a fuck about her because I wasn’t a Buffy bro, but I can say with confidence, especially after seeing these pics of her making some really weird faces in an attempt to hide the double chin, or the saggy neck cuz she’s old, looking like some kind of meme, or girl making ugly faces challenge, and even with the tits out in the bikini top, she was better back then than she is now, but maybe she realizes that, since that’s basically the story for all women, and she’s now going to put more shameless whoring effort out there for her last hurrah as a sex object being jerked off to by millions, or to build that fanbase back up and become the next billion dollar direct to consumer brand on instagram, either way, I’ll watch the tits unfold…I got nothing else to do.

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I don’t know if Freddie Prinze Jr stopped fucking Sarah Michelle Gellar, maybe he’s grieving his daddy’s suicide from before he was born, you know deep trauma….or maybe he’s just bored of the same old pussy, since she’s old and he had her when she was at her prime, or maybe the family life just has him tired….

BUT….for whatever reason, maybe appealing to his cuckold fetish, Sarah Michelle Gellar, the BUFFY of your dreams, since BUFFY fans were some of the weirdest nerds…has been out in bikinis, with cameltoe, just being an all around naughty middle aged bored housewife seeking a few desperate perverts to jack off to her….all after a decade of her basically not existing and it’s a weird comeback tour, but filled with tit, so not weird enough to not be a weird desperate pervert willing to jerk off to her for old times…

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer was an early revelation of nerd dudes being obsessed with celebrity pussy who played characters they were drawn to…so here’s Buffy the Vampire slayer herself as a reminder of how pathetic the last 25 years have been when it comes to nerds being obsessed with celebrities…just not enough to make me rich…

I remember when I first started the site, the kind of dude in 2004 that was looking for slutty celeb content to jerk off to, was the kind of dude who had three copies of the Buffy Box Set and despite having never seen the show, but I did see the original movie, I just don’t remember it…Sarah Michelle Gellar is indirectly the reason DrunkenStepfather exists…so if you’re going to sue for defamation, because I called you fat, or because I posted your pics and you hate me…do it care of Sarah Michelle Gellar because her nerdy fanatic friends and their celebrity pervert fandom is the reason we’re all here….

Sure, people have been jerking off to celebs and models forever, that’s not the point, the point is that this bitch hit nerds on an emotional level…fantasies of marrying her….carving her bust out of dried semen blocks kind of emotional level and the question is…does her cleavage still give you a tingle in your heart, a reminder of love, or a tingle in your balls, a reminder of why you’re still living in your mom’s basement making lego.

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