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2024

23

Jan

Sarah Michelle Gellar Shows Off her Chest Plate of the Day

As a supporter of anorexia, an appreciator of low body fat, an advocate for skin hanging off bone bitches for a number of reasons….

Skinny is hot and not because they look too weak to run from my advances, but if I was a creeper with testosterone and a will to chase my prey that would potentially be the number one reason I want weak and skinny boney corpse like women….you know just their sternum plate pushing through their chest harder than you want to push your dick in their bony ass…

Skinny girls are great because they aren’t fat, sloppy, lazy and clearly motivated and restrictive….WILL POWER is worth celebrating because it’s far easier to be an old weathered pig in this era than a skinny enough that I can see your arteries through her thin layer of skin….skinny don’t look sick to me….it looks perfect..

So Sarah Michelle Gellar coming through at some event where she does a little “maybe she’s a speed” jiggle….as every bone and ligament shines through because of her low body fat….

She’s in her mid-40s or even her 50s at this point, but the Buffy the Vampire Slayer is looking better than the rest of the cast….so that deservers a celebration through masturbation directed at her.

This is an accomplishment….here’s a round-up of her achievements….

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2023

03

Aug

Sarah Michelle Gellar Tits in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve gone into this before, even earlier this week, I don’t need to go through it again, but there was a time when Buffy was a huge fucking deal, so many loser nerds were obsessed, creating the super stardom of Sarah Michelle Gellar who was able to get herself in all kind of blockbusters before dropping off the scene.

I never really gave a fuck about her because I wasn’t a Buffy bro, but I can say with confidence, especially after seeing these pics of her making some really weird faces in an attempt to hide the double chin, or the saggy neck cuz she’s old, looking like some kind of meme, or girl making ugly faces challenge, and even with the tits out in the bikini top, she was better back then than she is now, but maybe she realizes that, since that’s basically the story for all women, and she’s now going to put more shameless whoring effort out there for her last hurrah as a sex object being jerked off to by millions, or to build that fanbase back up and become the next billion dollar direct to consumer brand on instagram, either way, I’ll watch the tits unfold…I got nothing else to do.

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2023

27

Jul

Sarah Michelle Gellar Modest Swimsuit of the Day

Sarah Michelle Gellar comeback in a burkini…

Sarah Michelle has probably been jerked off to by some of the weirdest, no 50 year old dudes, who just fell in love with her on Buffy. There was a Sarah Michelle Gellar many years ago, and it was pretty much dominated by the Buffy Bros who weren’t ashamed of professing their love for Gellar being Buffy, or the fact that they watched Buffy…and it was an eye opening experience to those of us who didn’t watch that shit, or fall in love with an actress on that shit, even if it was a simpler time, dudes were still fucking pathetic..

Well, she pretty much disappeared from my radar for a decade, because I haven’t crafted a sex doll out of a fleshlight, pillow and ipad with her face on it….but there are dudes out ther who have…

And she’s recently been making a mid 40 year old mom comeback, this time in a modest bikini, that could even be a BURKINI, which the local Arab Women I see all veiled up would think is probably a racy swimsuit due to the neckline, but not racy enough for the desensitized by hardcore porn and the slutty outfits worn outside on the daily crowd….which would be US….

It’s like get with the program boomer and get naked on the internet like everyone else…BOOMER

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2023

19

Apr

Sarah Michelle Gellar Cleavage of the Day

I don’t know if Freddie Prinze Jr stopped fucking Sarah Michelle Gellar, maybe he’s grieving his daddy’s suicide from before he was born, you know deep trauma….or maybe he’s just bored of the same old pussy, since she’s old and he had her when she was at her prime, or maybe the family life just has him tired….

BUT….for whatever reason, maybe appealing to his cuckold fetish, Sarah Michelle Gellar, the BUFFY of your dreams, since BUFFY fans were some of the weirdest nerds…has been out in bikinis, with cameltoe, just being an all around naughty middle aged bored housewife seeking a few desperate perverts to jack off to her….all after a decade of her basically not existing and it’s a weird comeback tour, but filled with tit, so not weird enough to not be a weird desperate pervert willing to jerk off to her for old times…

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2021

29

Dec

Sarah Michelle Gellar Cleavage of the Day

Buffy the Vampire Slayer was an early revelation of nerd dudes being obsessed with celebrity pussy who played characters they were drawn to…so here’s Buffy the Vampire slayer herself as a reminder of how pathetic the last 25 years have been when it comes to nerds being obsessed with celebrities…just not enough to make me rich…

I remember when I first started the site, the kind of dude in 2004 that was looking for slutty celeb content to jerk off to, was the kind of dude who had three copies of the Buffy Box Set and despite having never seen the show, but I did see the original movie, I just don’t remember it…Sarah Michelle Gellar is indirectly the reason DrunkenStepfather exists…so if you’re going to sue for defamation, because I called you fat, or because I posted your pics and you hate me…do it care of Sarah Michelle Gellar because her nerdy fanatic friends and their celebrity pervert fandom is the reason we’re all here….

Sure, people have been jerking off to celebs and models forever, that’s not the point, the point is that this bitch hit nerds on an emotional level…fantasies of marrying her….carving her bust out of dried semen blocks kind of emotional level and the question is…does her cleavage still give you a tingle in your heart, a reminder of love, or a tingle in your balls, a reminder of why you’re still living in your mom’s basement making lego.

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2021

23

Apr

Sarah Michelle Gellar Swimsuit of the Day

I was never a Sarah Michelle Gellar fan because I didn’t watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer to jerk off like the fucking nerds…but I do remember the nerds who did watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer to jerk off and they were really fucking into it…in a creepy fucking way…

Then she was in Cruel Intentions which I also didn’t jerk off to and if I did it’d be to SELMA BLAIR in anticipation for her future MS…you know CANES fucking get my dick wet….

But she’s 44, doing bikini pics because everyone’s a shameless half naked whore, even moms who are rich enough to not fucking bother, but do it cuz they like it….because everyone’s a shameless half naked whore…it’s the whole point of the internet you see.

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2019

08

Jul

Sarah Michelle Gellar Pussy Print of the Day

Sarah Michelle Gellar Pussy Print

Sarah Michelle Gellar getting slutty on Instagram…because that is what women seem to be coded to do, not just on instagram but in all aspects of their life, it is how they get ahead, even when they pretend it’s not, and I think that it is a glorious thing, at least when the women doing it aren’t fat…even though nowadays fat girls are using their sex appeal to perverts and fetishists alike to get what they want out of men…and I guess so are old moms, like Sarah Michelle Gellar…BUFFY to you fan boy nerd fucks who are still around from that era cuz you’re too scared to kill yourself like you probably should…

I figure at any age, a slutty pic for likes to feel more desired or validated is perfectly socially acceptable behavior…if you’re skinny enough and Sarah Michelle Gellar or SMG as she prefers to be called is pulling it off….despite all the odds being against her…and by all odds, I mean no odds, she’s old but she’s also rich and famous…so she can overcome.

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2017

01

May

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Pilates Erotica of the Day

Some of the weirdest, most socially awkward people I know or have known were religious fans of this shit..and I don’t fucking know why…but I know that Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like shit….she’s old, that’s what happens…but her fans still need to see what she’s up to, and how she stays a healthy and fit mom, who I assume has a “Lifestyle Blog”…it’s the thing to do….and it’s through Pilates…because it’s not too hard on her joints or some shit…I don’t know…

I just know…that somewhere out there…someone will jerk off to a 45 year old SMG doing pilates…because some of the weirdest, most socially awkward people I know or have known were religious fans of this shit…..

LOOK AT THAT STRETCH…

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2017

29

Mar

The Reason You Haven’t Seen Sarah Michelle Gellar for 20 Years of the Day

Your girl Sarah Michelle Gellar is in some Entertainment Weekly 20 year reunion celebration of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a show I never watched or cared to watch, but that made a lot of people a lot of money, mainly because of teen girls, and I guess sad 30 year old girls…but more interestingly…virgin loser nerds who lived and still live in their mom’s basements…..

Seriously, some of the weirdest, most socially awkward people I know or have known were religious fans of this shit..and I don’t fucking know why…but I know that Sarah Michelle Gellar looks like shit, like some French Canadian mom who smokes too many cigarettes with her pencil thin lips and rough looking mom face…this is not the face of a celebrity, but rather that of a tired Walmart cashier who struggles with her meth addiction everyday…because it’s a struggle people…

I don’t know, this terrifies me…but reminds me that some things should be left in the past….and maybe she’s the vampire in need of being slayed….SLAY…

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