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2020

19

Oct

Sarah Michelle Gellar Pool Fail of the Day

Sarah Michelle Gellar Shanen Pool

Sarah Michelle Gellar is probably in her 50s by now, but that doesn’t mean the BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER weirdos aren’t still jerking off to her, because they are likely in their 50s too and in some weird as fuck turn of events, they want to age with their sexual fantasy, rather than move onto new sexual fantasies, because they are Buffy fans, thus lonely as fuck, possibly, or more likely virgins and aging with the girl they fantasized about in the 90s feels familiar, like how married people still fuck…sometimes….

Despite being 50, she’s not too old to hop on the social media hustle where posting bathing suit erotica for likes and follows is the norm…

If you look close enough, you’ll see some other 90s masturbation fodder, one that is dying of breast cancer but still hard nippled in her swimsuit, some Shannen Doherty….and it’s all so fucking boring.

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Posted in:Sarah Michelle Gellar|Shannen Doherty

2020

30

Sep

Shannen Doherty is Not Dead of the Day

Shannen Doherty doesn’t bother me….she’s not an Alyssa Milano cunt, they just happened to be on the same TV show….that is not Doherty’s fault…what was she to do when given a chance to break the 90210 typecaset….if anything Shannen Doherty is iconic, in that I’m old enough to remember jerking off to 90210 kind of way….and the reality is that she’s got stage 4 breast cancer, which is our enemy cancer cuz we love breasts and anything that attacks those breasts must die….not the host of said breasts….

Anyway, I think is pretty aggressive cancer, stage 4, and she is likely going to be taken out this time around from said cancer…even though she made a public statement saying she feels great, she’s in great spirits, she’s taking karmic toll on her life to see if she’s got things she wants to wrap up, but she’s not ready to be taken out to pasture, however, she does have stage 4 cancer, and it will take her out….

So as much as my life motto has been “Kick em when they are down”….and as much as I have made fun of dead and dying celebrities in the past, I mean, it’s funny to me….and I’m sure I’ve made fun of dead or dying people that aren’t celebritites too…but I never wish death on anyone, it’s too permanent, I like them around if I need to shit on them for whatever reason…

I guess it’s a to live is to die, or to die is to live kind of philosophical reasoning where dying is part of life, it happens to us all, and maybe dying isn’t so bad, so why treat it like something we can’t point and laugh at unless it’s socially acceptable…humans are inconsistent and will are allowed to wish death on some people, say “glad he’s dead” about other people but if you take the same approach to people they like…it’s a motherfucker…..

I remember when Michael Jackson died. He was someone who I wrote off as a pedo freakshow, the industry basically wrote him off as a pedo freakshow, so when he died, I thought people would be down to laugh about it with me….as it turns out I lost more followers on twitter in that era, back when I had twitter, in those days…maybe even 1000s and I loved every second of it…but it was still me being punished for not respecting the death or life of their pop masturbator…..

So I can’t say something like Alyssa Milano, why couldn’t the cancer have got Alyssa Milano….because people would gang up and try to take out the bully…..

But I can say, here’s what may be Shannen Doherty’s final shoot….because it seems like it’s dramatic like this is the public goodbye before the body officially falls the fuck apart…and that’s almost emotional…since Shannen isn’t Milano…if you know what I mean…even the fact she’s weasled her hairy arms into my Doherty tribute post is typical of that twat…

All this to say, Cancer isn’t funny, I don’t want it, I don’t want you to get it…dying can be funny, but in Shannon Doherty’s case it’s not, because she’s barely 50 years old….too young….and here’s a totally off DrunkenStepfather brand shoot, because there’s no spread asshole, or tit but that’s for obvious reason (the whole cancer thing)…RIP in advance…..keep on tucking….

Posted in:Shannen Doherty

2016

20

Jul

Shannen Doherty Cancer Downer Slideshow of the Day

Wow…Shannen Doherty really knows how to pick up all our spirits with this photo series of her shaving her head due to breast cancer she’s been treating like an asshole by not cutting off her tits – at least that’s what I read somewhere – because I guess cancer is traumatic and you don’t want to jump to conclusions and cut the fucking shit out of you – you want to take treatment that doesn’t cut it out of you and ride it out hoping it disappears…

I don’t know anything about oncology – or about breast cancer other than that it is the enemy for targeting my friend – the breast….I know people die from this shit, and it is very possible that Shannen Doherty will die from this shit, so documenting the journey is less about fame whoring and more about therapy…awareness…who knows…I just know it’s not tits, not nudity, not panty flashes, but rather someone you probably jerked off to at least once – fighting for her life – publicing – it’s pretty fucking depressing…but I guess then again, so is life…you know since we’re all dying.

Posted in:SFW|Shannen Doherty

2008

02

Oct

Shannen Doherty Tries to Be Hot Again for Details Magazine of the Day

Shannen Doherty did a Details Magazine photoshoot and I think it’s pretty safe to say that her time is done. These remind me of some kind of Sears Catalog portraits only the trying to be sexy Flea Market version that you’d see above your trashy friend’s cocktail waitress mom’s bed, or that you’d see a fat middle aged mother getting done for her blue collar husband on their 20th wedding anniversary to show him that she’s still got it going on while trying to compete with the posters of cheesy fake titty sluts that he has all over his garage. The only thing that is worth anything is the Orange juice in the picture, but in all fairness to Shannen Doherty, I haven’t drank juice in months, my wife won’t buy the shit and I think I have scurvy and my body is craving vitamin C, but that doesn’t change the fact that her time’s pretty much done.


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Posted in:Details|Photoshoot|Shannen Doherty

2008

02

Sep

Shannen Doherty’s Got Herself Some Shorts of the Day

I did something stupid and almost got in trouble, but luckily I didn’t. I was walking down the street and saw an old lady in her support knee high pantyhose and a can trying to walk into the bank all hunched over and no one helped her in. I ran as fast as I could to beat her to the door, I was about 5 feet away, but still took some effort, I opened the door for her and as she walked in a instinctively slapped her ass like I was a little league coach and we just got a home run or some shit. She reacted all right and looked back smiled and gave me a wink, like I had made her fucking day, while I blushed in embarrassment for doing what I did, and some cunt coming out of the bank freaked out on me calling me a pervert and a sick fuck and went on about how offensive and inappropriate I was. I told her that I was just a good samairitan doing good or the people and that I hope someone gives her a little more than a little ass grabbing because she sure as fuck needs it and I wasn’t volunteering my services because I’ve done my charity for the day and because she’s not seducing me in her support knee high pantyhose. It was an unnecessary mess that I should of avoided, kinda like Shannen Doherty walking out of her house with this Halloween mask that is her face on. At least she’s got good legs in shorts and at least I got to grab some ass. I guess with all bad there is good.

Posted in:Legs|Shannen Doherty|Shorts

2008

25

Aug

Shannen Doherty Looks Asian at the 90210 Premiere of the Day

I guess with the Olympics ending yesterday and the whole Asian taking over the world reports, Shannen Doherty figured that the botched plastic surgery she got that made her look like some kind of haggard Yoko Ono, wasn’t so bad. She figures that if this 90210 revival doesn’t work out, there will always be Chinese people who are just getting bootlegged 90210 box sets now, to hire her to attend their corporate events or even cast her to play some kind of American slut in one of their shitty soap operas you always see the woman working your local convenience store watching. The wold is a big place and there’s still hope that Shannen Doherty can get it together and really make a name for herself, even if it is in a new market and her commitment to that comes through strong with her new Asian face. I think it’s funny that you used to jerk off to this bitch and that’s pretty much the only reason I am posting these pictures….

Posted in:90210|Asian|Shannen Doherty