Farrah Abraham Pussy of the Day

2021

Aug

I like Farrah Abraham. Sure she looks like a fucking circus freak or circus clown and she must be pushing 40 now but I respect her hustle….

She was a young slut who got pregnant young, probably at the request of MTV producers who scouted her at a casting…”you’d be great for teen mom, get pregnant and give us a calL”…to which the fame seeker ran to her closest dick willing to cum in her and said “Not in the ass this time”…making her celebrity dream come true…

She ended up being on a show people apparently watch cuz they like teens who fuck, I mean why else would you watch that shit….and who green lit that Hollywood / Viacom / Sumner Redstone? It’s a little weird to sensationalize teen pregnancy in a way for kids to follow suit hoping they end up on MTV too, only to end up stripping, living in a trailer park on meth with kids that have been abducted by the child protective services, where they are out getting molested, cuz you know good people don’t work in Foster Care…at least statistically….

Instead of spinning off to something mainstream, maybe teen mom grown up, she went into porn…released a sex tape like she was KIM K, only it was with a male pornstar and contrived, turning her from MTV starlet who could have secured brand deals with her social media fame and made millions…to porn slut who made me a lot of money because I ran an affiliate link on her sex tape and Gawker picked it up and shit…that squirt scene was my most important day in history of existence…so I see her as my cash cow and myself as her pimp…even if we never met…there’s that pimp/whore love that is undeniable…

Which is why I’ll stare at her pussy and encourage you all to support this goddess in her exclusive content like she supported me through her squiriting scene unintentionally, but that’s ok…

For the record, it wasn’t life changing money…no private jets or yachts but I am a simple man and it was a huge deal for me….and for that…we celebrate this…whatever it is…