We live in an era that the Kardashians paved the way for, proving that everyone is a follower fuck who just jumps on any trend they come across, now more than ever, thanks to social media….

Before social media, you’d find different kinds of people into different things, you could find pockets of the world that was unphased by MTV…not everyone was a suburban mall shopping idiot, you know the mainstream kid we’d see on TV back in the 80s and 90s, but that most people outside of the suburbs weren’t influenced by….but throw in social media and there you go….everyone’s the fucking same clone…

I remember I was in a small hick town about 5 years ago, a town I had been to before, where the woman at the time were real fucking hicks with a thick Canadian accent, you know, sheltered fucks…..but 5 years ago….the girls were in leggings, and crop tops and were talking in up-talk, like the girls of the internet do…and it weirded me out…but realized…SOCIAL MEDIA DID THIS…

Anyway, the Kardashians have created these muppet women, who basically look trans, ruining natural beauty, but giving dudes on the fence the opportunity to live the sugar baby life…that’s why rappers are fucking tranny dudes…they look like their women…

So Rumer Willis, a daughter of a plastic surgery addict, Demi not Bruce has done some self improvement, because she’s not as ugly as she used to be…..so I’ve made fun of her in the past, before realizing I have a daughter of celebrity fetish….now I just think she’s good enough to fuck, you know to get access to her parents and celebrity life…and this bikini supports that…

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