Will there be tanlines in the internment camps?

I just don’t know what to expect and I am not all that excited to find out.

I realize that people are morons and don’t agree with my opinion on the things I see and read….or with my gut feeling or what I’ve expected to see happen…and that’s ok, it’s your right to believe what you want to believe…

So with that being said, I am going to assume there won’t be tanlines in the internment camps, unless they distract us in their dystopia with porno, which they probably will….and have done all these years on the internet on purpose….but for now…I’ll assume there won’t be tanlines because no one will be allowed out for more than an hour a day for any sun…and even if they were there wouldn’t be a sun to tan under because Gates has a plan to DIM THE FUCKING SUN….

So take these in, tanlines are hot, and potentially a dying artform, especially if 99 percent of Humanity is left and the only survivors are gun toting redneck inbreds who aren’t so fun to jerk off to because their farmer tans don’t have the same romance as a bikini tan…when they’re fucking me up the ass for my last can of baked beans…

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