So this girl is a new model in New Zealand and she recently landed a spread in some fashion magazine called Russh Australia and she gets topless in the shoot. The only problem is that she is 16 years old and shit is stirring up a less publicized scandal than the Miley Cyrus shit because despite being substantially hotter than Disney’s wonky mouthed troll, she’s just not as famous.

This girl is not only the kind of 16 year old I would befriend in order to get in good with her and win her trust over so that on her 18th birthday after she’s had too much to drink I get to bed her, she’s also a 16 year old who doesn’t look like a typical 16 year old who is out selling girl guide cookies or doing whatever the fuck normal 16 year old girls do.

The point is that models have always been recruited when they are 14 and in being recruited at 14 they always end up on the runway in revealing clothes you wouldn’t want your 14 year old daughter wearing. I am talking sheer tops or loose fitting shit that lead to nipple slips, or even completely topless, but for some reason in the context of fashion it’s considered ok, but in the context of internet porn, it’s considered illegal and will get you locked the fuck up for many years.

I am sure that this isn’t the first time a magazine prints topless pictures of a model who isn’t 18, and for some reason don’t get shut the fuck down and locked the fuck up, but I guess it’s the hypocrisy of packaging something as art or documentary instead of explicitly making something about sex.

The point is that I am a nudist at heart, I just don’t like walking around naked because I am fat and have a small penis, but completely understand and appreciate nudity and think that this stigma or age-limit on topless pics or the over sexualization of a breast is some twisted conservative shit that leads to a nation of rapists and repressed chronic masturbators, it’s not like this bitch is doing porn. If you go to Europe, 16 year old girls are all running around topless on the beach like it ain’t a thing, because it ain’t a fuckin’ thing. Who the fuck cares, they are just tits.

I am not saying that it’s okay for 16 year olds to be sexualized or even naked, because it is illegal, I am just saying it’s not a big fuckin’ deal when they look like this chick because there are some 16 year olds who have it more together than some 18 or 20 year olds out there and I’m talkin both in maturity and in appearance and this girl is about 100 times less offensive than that slut Miley Cyrus.

I guess my opinion doesn’t matter and here are some of the pics for the shoot from that magazine that is being investigated and I guess all this is a great way to launch her career and make her a publicly known.

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