Ireland Baldwin Ass of the Day

2021

Aug

As Broken as Ireland Baldwin may be….I don’t know her, she may be perfectly fine, taking a piss on all of us like she was at one of Alec Baldwin’s sex parties…which you never know…MAYBE SHE WAS….you know upstairs and hiding from one of his creepy fucking friends…all these freakish rich fucks band together in the weirdest ways in their own society that we’re not part of.

I am not an Ireland Baldwin hater, I actually think it’d be so easy to market her based on her life and existence, especially since she’s willing to get half naked.

I do think that it’s pretty funny that she’s had a few meltdowns, rehab stints and a series of prison tattoos to mark those pivotal moments living in a shadow of her super famous parents…and despite hating tattoos as a general rule that ASS tattoo of a cowboy boot saying YEEHAW….

Anyway, she’s in a panty shoot, thong shoot, ass shoot….she’s a real BIG girl but she’s proportionate, so good for your AMAzON fantasies, climbing her like a tree and sit on her shoulder like her bad conscience, only to get her to smother you by sitting on your face…a pretty luxurious rich kid way to die..sing ME up.