I know what you’re thinking….TIGHT PANTS TUESDAY is bullshit because we should be more about TIGHT PANTS EVERYDAY…because when we leave our house…it’s tight pants EVERYWHERE…
TIGHT PANTS EVERYDAY EVERYWHERE NOT JUST TUESDAY….what the fuck do you think, that it’s TUESDAY? Hell yes it is motherfuckers…and that’s when I do the weekly round-up of tight pants. It doesn’t mean they don’t happen daily…cuz girls are sluts who like to show off their fucking bodies without walking around naked…that’d be slutty.
I know what you’re thinking….THESE MASK MANDATES ARE CRAZY….who are the teachers who are going along with this…are they really just brain washed parrots doing what they told as they lazily wait until they reach retirement so they can collect that pension…they can’t argue and get fired and lose that pension…that’d be wrong…so LET’S PUT PEOPLE in masks….even kids, despite covid not killing, masks not working and kids being more at risk of getting sick from their dirty wet masks…
BUT I WOULD WEAR TIGHT PANTS as a mask, but only if they were worn for three days straight with no panties on a hot summer heat wave….
That’s the kind of BLACK LUNG I would sign up for…
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