I know how it feels to be the second rate, left behind, back of the bush, subpar citizen…and not just because I’ve been to gay bars on Gayeighties nights where the drinks are cheap…only to not get even the horniest of gay dudes to buy me drinks…

I guess I am just that intolerable, disgusting, disgraceful….the even the freakiest of gay dudes doesn’t try to throw down….even though the whole reason I was at the gay bar was for the free drinks…and not to experiment with gay shit…but when a man needs a drink and he knows where there’s a fucking stream…he follows the north star to get it…only to not get it…because like Garner…I’m a zero on the charts while the J.Los get to be all fancy at the MET GALA and I’m stuck to dance int eh rain like I’m in a shitty music video.

The point of the story is not about me not getting picked up or even chatted with at gay bars to remind me how vile I am…it’s to say that I think Garner, who for the most part had the sex appeal of a pile of diapers…is looking hotter than ever soaked through and dancing…

I am not a fan of Garner in any fucking way…but she’s better than J.Lo from where I am sitting…which is not saying much…since I am sitting on a pile of diapers.

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