Jennifer Garner is the kind of celebrity that has give about 3 boners in her entire career to about 4 people, 3 of which are dead and the other one is a full retard.

What I am saying is that Jennifer Garner, like Taylor Swift, is just a ZERO hot celebrity.

Which is weird, because she was married to Ben Affleck for such a long time and that dude’s one of those studs that women throw their vaginas at. Vaginas that Jennifer Garner probably let him explore because she realized she couldn’t provide the sex appeal, but did provide the babies in which she probably wanted to make as normal of a home for, so he could do what he wanted so long as he came home to them after his fun and exciting benders with actual hot chicks…

You see, a zero sex appeal wife is great when she knows it and lets you fuck the sluts with sex appeal…

I’m not surprised that the star is in the pool, in a swimsuit, producing content that is zero hot….which is actually challenging to do when in the pool and in a swimsuit even when old and/or fat….making this some kind of achievement….the worst kind of achievement.

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Here’s some Jennifer Garner, who you may know as an uneventful actress, or as Ben Affleck’s biggest fucking fan, top Groupie, who stood by her man all those years because he’s Ben Affleck and she’s just Jennifer Garner…

She’s likely in her 50s by now and she’s committed to convincing us something that we already know with this photo series….and that is that NOT ALL BIKINI PICS ARE created equally..

She may want to go back to the drawing board, realize her mom ass is a celebrity and thus better than most asses her age, and since she hasn’t been a whore in her career like she was in the AFFLECK bedroom, now would be a good time to start…even if it’s too late…it’d be more fun than this..

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I know how it feels to be the second rate, left behind, back of the bush, subpar citizen…and not just because I’ve been to gay bars on Gayeighties nights where the drinks are cheap…only to not get even the horniest of gay dudes to buy me drinks…

I guess I am just that intolerable, disgusting, disgraceful….the even the freakiest of gay dudes doesn’t try to throw down….even though the whole reason I was at the gay bar was for the free drinks…and not to experiment with gay shit…but when a man needs a drink and he knows where there’s a fucking stream…he follows the north star to get it…only to not get it…because like Garner…I’m a zero on the charts while the J.Los get to be all fancy at the MET GALA and I’m stuck to dance int eh rain like I’m in a shitty music video.

The point of the story is not about me not getting picked up or even chatted with at gay bars to remind me how vile I am…it’s to say that I think Garner, who for the most part had the sex appeal of a pile of diapers…is looking hotter than ever soaked through and dancing…

I am not a fan of Garner in any fucking way…but she’s better than J.Lo from where I am sitting…which is not saying much…since I am sitting on a pile of diapers.

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