You can clone your dog for 50k in Texas, I’ve looked into it, since eternal genetic life is a wonderful thing, even if the clone isn’t the exact same as the original tissue sample…

SO…it is only logical that someone of Cindy Crawford’s stature, not just physical stature, she’s a model and thus tall…but her socio-economic stature, would easily be able to pay the dog cloners to test it out on a human…assuming there aren’t clinics around Hollywood that do this anyway…you know like how the cloned Ellen into Bieber, Dick Clarke into Ryan Seacrest, Melissa Joan Hart into…who the fuck is Melissa Joan Hart?

I guess my sci/fi evil rich tyrant dreams are a little too theatrical, and it is VERY possible that they did the traditional cloning, you know CHILDBIRTH….and possibly not even through a surrogate…creating this skinny, luxurious, trained and genetically coded top model…

So this nipple, may not be Young Cindy Nip…but rather just Kaia nip…and both nips are still nips to imagine playing a game of tennis with, since they are fancy white people, and fancy white people fucking love tennis.

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