Hilary Clinton is out having a beer with the locals in Puerto Rico and she does a little dance and shit makes the news like she’s doing something a Presidential candidate shouldn’t do. It’s like all you conservative motherfuckers don’t want the face of your country kickin’ back and having a beer and a good time because they are supposed to be serious commanders in chief and not a scene from a bad wedding video where the groom’s mother drinks too much because she’s sad to see her little baby have a new woman in his life because it means he won’t need her anymore and for the last 25 years of her life her little baby needed her are became a core of her existence and now a lonely future lies ahead of her as she acts as the second woman in command forcing her to deal with the whole aging process, lack of purpose and the obvious impending death because her job is now done. I guess it’s kind of appropriate, because as Clinton holds onto this race as hard as she can, she’s not going to win and her job is pretty much done because it seems like the only person who wants to see tits in charge is me, but that’s just because I am a pervert and I like being able to jerk off to the person who calls the shot, it’s a whole authority fetish and George Bush just doesn’t have hot enough tits for me. If I had my way, only hot party sluts would be allowed to run for office because that way elections could be based on who wins the wet t-shirt contest and that would probably good in bringing the country together, since most of us appreciate a hot wet t-shirt contest. Let’s hope that’s the route Clinton takes as she scrambles to pull this failed venture off.

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