Asshole Behind Thongs….Give me a Joke because I don’t have one…

I guess you don’t really need a joke to appreciate scam they don’t package as a scam, but rather as marketng.

A little, TELL THEM THE OLD KIND OF UNDERWeAR IS FOR OLD LADIES, GET THEM ALL WEARING SLUTTY UNDERWEAR…

Like the social distancing stickers on the floor of your grocery store, which in Canada are made by the premiere of Ontario, who is now worth 50,000,000 dollars since COVID, thanks COVID for being so generous to the same people LOCKING US INSIDE…the people at the company are laughing at us…”THEY WILL PAY PREMIUM FOR A PANTY THAT DOESN’T EVEN COVER THEIR ASSHOLE”….you know a joke..or a win…LESS FABRIC more money…and we won’t be able to keep em on the shelves cuz people are idiots…

You know that whole “if your friends jump of a bridge, doesn’t mean you have to” lie they raised us with….which turned out to be “don’t be an outlier”….”don’t take risks”….”be like us, the group over here, there’s comfort in that, and if we jump off the bridge you won’t even know you’re jumping with us, because you are our slave”….but yeah…if the group says THONGS…the THONG vendors get rich as shit and the group said thong…

The good news is that the asshole, the window to the soul, is a universal orifice for the inclusive woke generation of no gender…we can all come together through our assholes…and if that’s not UNITING THE HUMAN SPIRIT like it was a CHRISTMAS MOVIE…I don’t know what is.

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