Sara Sampaio’s in her bath holding her tits looking pretty fucking hot even if she’s been the most unimpressive of the Victoria’s Secret models, at least back when Victoria’s Secret models mattered. They don’t anymore….but their roster or their archive are still babes…it’s just that their brand is fucking dead thanks to the help of some guy who “DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF” dragging their credibility through the mud….

I like to think that Sara Sampaio is showing off some PORTUGUESE fishing tricks, old family tradition, where you strip down and jump in like a big wave surfer in NAZARE after one too many grilled meat platters and egg tarts…where your naked body connects with the elements, with nature, and your frequencies trick the fish to swim up your cunt….where a little KEGEL kills them…..but maybe that’s just fantasy. MY portuguese fishing fantasy I never knew I had.

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